Happy Post-Valentine's Day!

Happy day-after-Valentine's!

Some of you without a special someone, as I, may have considered building a significant other out of household items for the holiday. After a google search for some much needed instructions, I was dissuaded by the following warning:

Give them an arm and they'll take a leg. Both legs. And then some guy with a big mustache will steal your Frankenstein-esque love. Seems safer now to just hook up with a video game character . . .