Thursday, August 19, 2010

Paul McCartney = Awesome

A few weeks back I started to write a web log regarding the Paul McCartney concert. I never finished it. I'll finish it now.

It was good. Real good. Best concert I have ever attended and ever will attend.

The end.

Monday, August 2, 2010

I Challenge You to a Duel, Colonel Sanders

You may have heard of Kentucky Fried Chicken's most recent creation, the Double Down. This culinary masterpiece functions on the principle of replacing bread with meat. Two fried chicken breasts compose the "bun" which lovingly sandwiches bacon, cheese, and a special sauce.
The Double Down was surprisingly less disgusting than I thought it would be. I actually found myself enjoying it. However, I considered how I could improve the concept. How could I create the "Double Down 6.0?"

I set to work in the kitchen to create some sort of new super-food. After weeks of research, sweat, tears, and genetic engineering. . .

I present to you . . .  the Steak Bowl!*


The Steak Bowl is the home to all the delicious foodstuffs which typically augment a steak: potatoes and sautéed onions and mushrooms. Bread bowls are so last year.

Game, set, and match, Colonel Sanders.

*Patent Pending